Wish Granted, but...

[The Unknown]

Oh snap he said corpse XD

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[-danicalifornia]

granted but wow sues you for hacking

i wish i didnt feel stressed out over asking someone out to homecoming

I'm using Ladios' wish

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Uhhh....
Granted, but then I don't understand the wish so instead you get pants full of ants that go into ANY spot (no details, just this hint: the stick)

I wish WoW would let you make buildings so maybe you could have a disco :P

[-(IM)tay104-[BH]]

wishgranted but a developer coded on an extacy overdose and made the game go so buggy that your computer go boom

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then you make a wish and cry to death.

I wish for tons and tons of lard to eat :D

[-danicalifornia]

Granted, but then you die of cancer

I wish there were less noobs on AoT

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then you accidentally take the wrong horse and forget to look at chat to see that you got dermits. The people in there finally catch you and you get jailed for 3 days.

I wish to have Pi amount of brain cells :D (not in head, like to have them :D)

[Ladios]

granted but that means you have 3 and 4159/10000 of them

i wish i didnt leave my homework at school

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then you forget it in the taxi on the ride home.

I wish that my head was jammed in a fat man's ass for no reason.

[Ladios]

granted but he farts

i wish i would stop getting my butt kicked (literally) in taekwando (it really hurts and i cant sit down)
i did a double kick as my friend did a round house
first one hit him on the chest but the second i hit him with my knee pushing him back so his roundhouse hit me in the butt

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then you remember that what you spelled if the name of a inter-dimisional overlord and he kicks your as for using it.

I wish for 1000 bucks

[Ladios]

granted but they stampede over you

i wish that i had telekineses

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then you learn how to spell.

I wish that, if god does exist, that he'd get his fat ass down here and save us all >:( _{But since he doesn't exist, were all doomed :O}

[Game master pro]

Granted, but you didn't believe in him so he doesn't care about you 

I wish for a drink

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but it's acid and you melt.

I wish for a non-acidic drink

W00t! 300th post here!