Wish Granted, but...

[CHEESE]

Wish granted, but they have pyro-virus.

I wish my computer had 7GB of RAM.

[Ad Bot]

[Thorax]

Wish granted, but they have pyro-virus.

I wish my computer had 7GB of RAM.

Wish Granted, but you can't use it because your harddrive kinda exploded.

I wish for anti-pyro-virus medicine.

[CHEESE]

Granted, but it doesn't exist. In 2 weeks, you WILL die.
I wish my hard-disk didn't explode. And for Scribblez back...

[General Nick]

Granted, but Scribblez hates it here and commits Self Delete. Oh, and your hard-drive is scratched and unrepairable. Everything on it is lost, and so is the ability to store anything on the hard drive.

I wish for power over the internet.

[Thorax]

Wish Granted, but on the way of reversing what had happend in the past, Scribblez and your hard-disk were conjoined, meaning that you have to feed your hard-disk for it to work.

I wish I won't have to die in 2 weeks or sooner.

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Mine was better.

Wish granted, but you only have power over some of the internet, meaning sites like cartoonnetwork.com, toondisney.com and others.

I wish I won't have to die in 2 weeks or sooner.

[CHEESE]

Granted, but YOU DIDN'T HAVE A WISH...
I wish Harper DIDN'T win the election... And the Green party won.

[General Nick]

Granted, but everyone hates him and replaces them with cardboard cutouts of Barack Obama, and everyone parties with Obama.

I wish that (ERROR?=missing string entry "wish")

[EvilMuffinZ]

wtf is a whorse?


I wish christmas would come and by come I mean fastforward through time
and I didn't miss thanksgiving

A horse now grant my wish D:

Your wish is turned into "I wish my id was high" wish granted you are 9001 :D

[General Nick]

404: String entry ('wish') not found!
Probably because you smell.


I wish that EvilMuffinZ made a wish.

[CHEESE]

Granted, but everyone hates HER and replaces them with cardboard cutouts of Barack Obama, and everyone parties with Obama.

Gen. Nick: Fixed. EvilMuffinZ: What is your wish?

I wish for praise.

[General Nick]

Granted, but God, Allah, Zeus, Lenin, and the Buddha each smite you.

[CHEESE]

No wish. I smite you with the Destructo Wand.

I wish i died.

[General Nick]

Granted, but God hates you as well as Satan, so you are living again.

I wish that idiots would not join my server.

[CHEESE]

Granted, but then a mega-n00b joins it, hacks for S-Admin, and clears all bricks.

I don't want to wish. (D'OH)

[General Nick]

Granted, but God, Allah, Zeus, Lenin, and the Buddha each smite you.

I wish that I was done my homework.