Wish Granted, but...

[Ector]

Granted, but you asplode 3 days later of natual gas


I wish I could light my farts so I fart fire

[Ad Bot]

[Miga]

Granted, but you are too young and immature to be on these forums.

I wish I could get a bigger hard drive.

[tcxxx572]

Granted but you get a virus that fills your extra room with gay research

I wish nothing could go wrong with the wish i wished just before i made the wish i'm wishing right now

[kakashi11]

wish granted but the wish was already granted sorry

[CHEESE]

No wish.

I wish i had some potato chips.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but they have vinegar on them. D:

I wish for Tails

[IamBeef]

granted, but he doesn't like you you, so he leaves.

I wish for eventable bots

[Panterra8905]

Granted, but they aren't released.

I wish for eggnog :D

[CHEESE]

Granted, but It has large clumps in it.

I wish for a White Christmas.

[Skulltulla]

Granted, but then all the snow turns gray and slushy from smog and cars driving over it.

I wish my wish explodes into shiny stuff.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but it is toxic to your skin.

[KoopaScooper]

You have no wish.
I wish the below poster's wish would work, accident free.

[Ector]

Granted


I wish I had a bomb

[KoopaScooper]

Granted, but it explodes in your hand, due to oil on the bomb.

I wish i didn't make this wish.

[Minority]

Too late.

I wish people would stop making things explode.