Wish Granted, but...

[CopBlock]

Wish granted, but they are hot,and you cannot eat them.

I wish for SaberNinja to go back to being banned ;-;

[Ad Bot]

[DrMobius]

Granted

I wish for food.

[Zaem]

granted

I made you a cookie, but I eated it too. 

 :(

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but you didn't make a wish.

I wish to have a M4A1 to chase off people during the Rescession.

[CopBlock]

Granted but,it's empty,and when you pull the trigger it blows up.

I wish ver11 was our christmas present ;-;.

[pingpeppy]

Granted.

But since you've been a naughty boy, all you get is coal.

I wish I had a watermelon.

[CopBlock]

Granted but it has no melon,only water.

I wish I was good.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but you become evil.

I wish my dog was able to do stuff like jack off.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but you forget how to jack off and become a sad man. :(

I wish that I had superpowers.

[CHEESE]

Granted, but while flying, you fall to the ground...Then EXPLODE.

Wish my Pop-Tarts were cooled down enough to eat.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but you stop thinking of eating it altogether.

I wish i witnissed D-Day on Omaha Beach.

[CHEESE]

Granted, but you get shot by a Desert Eagle.

I wish for a DS.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Offtopic: There was no P90s back then.

Ontopic: Granted, but your DS can only play stuff-graphic games.

[CHEESE]

Granted, but your DS can only play stuff-graphic games.

DUH. Also, no wish.

I wish for some actual, FACTUAL REAL BULL'S CRAP.

[Supreme Guy]

Wish granted but, you just gambled with a con artist and you get a stuff from a guy that runs fast.



I wish I had a portal gun.