Wish Granted, but...

[Daedalus]

You didn't make a wish, but then you make a paradox in time, that forces you to make a wish

I wish I had a creep-bear that wouldn't rape me

[Ad Bot]

[Zaem]

Granted, but now he's raping your mom.

I wish I could burn evidence of my existence into the fabric of space and time and thus conquer death with my unyielding legacy.

[Daedalus]

Granted, but now he's raping your mom.

I wish I could burn evidence of my existence into the fabric of space and time and thus conquer death with my unyielding legacy.

Wish granted, but my head explodes from the complicated wish.

I wish my creep-bear was restrained and could not rape anyone!

[Doorman]

Wish granted, but my head explodes from the complicated wish.

I wish my creep-bear was restrained and could not rape anyone!

Granted but he dies right when you tie him up.

I wish that I could be there when Jesus was crusified, and then I could come back.

[Invalid]

Granted...but then zombie creep bear comes through time and rapes you.. He is creep Bear.

IwishIhadusedspacesinthissent ence.

[Daedalus]

You use spaces, but it breaks your keyboard.

I wish I had a laptop that wouldn't get affected by the broken wish

[Invalid]

Granted, but creep Bear rapes you for no reason.

I     wish     I      had      used     the      right      amount      of        spaces.

[Daedalus]

Granted, but creep bear comes and rapes your keyboard, which makes a power outage in the whole city.

I wish that I was at my dads house so I could play BL. I'm going there in like 5 mins, but whatever

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but your dad's computer is slow as hell.


I wish I had the fastest computer on Earth.

[Zeebie]

I wish I had the fastest computer on Earth.

Granted. The international space station is renovated, and everybody moves there, bringing their computers. You now have the slowest computer in existence.

[Zaem]

Your lack of a wish causes the wish judges to give you seizure, causing you to flail wildly and fall out of a second floor window, and you hit the ground and wildly spasm into the road, and coincidentally, there is a moving truck coming along, and... well to cut the story short, creep Bear rapes you in the end...

I wish these creep Bear related wishes would end in a glorious fire.

[Shinji]

Granted, but you end in a fire as well.

I wish that all of the banhappy badmin cigarettes would just die.

[Invalid]

Granted, but this is so awesome of a wish nothing could go wrong.

I wish this didn't end in the end of world Wut

IwishIhadusedspacesandcreepbe arwouldn'ttouchme.

[kakashi11]

wish granted, but your wish ended before the world could
gah you edited
wish granted but he comes anyway
and your space was used alrady

i wish  taht the next person is a person

[Shinji]

Granted, but you just divided by zero, so you explode.


I wish I had Banjo and Kazooie: N&B :(