Wish Granted, but...

[Zaem]

granted, but since you're wish is nonsensical babbling, you receive three hundred AK-47 wielding Jihotties (actual term coined in some internet website) who like pie.

I wish my wish made more sense than Mr. Slayzer's.

[Ad Bot]

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but you get a love-change.

I wish he used correct grammar ^.^

[Doorman]

Granted, but his spelling sucks instead.

I wish for a wish of all wishes.

[Kalphiter]

What?

I wish he could place that wish into easier terms.

[pingpeppy]

Granted, but his spelling sucks instead.

I wish for a wish of all wishes.

Granted, but...

PARADOX!!!!

[Kalphiter]

I wish this user made a wish ^.^

[pingpeppy]

Granted.

I wish to unwish doorman's wish.

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but it screws the whole topic up.

I wish you would give a horrible "but" to your grant statement.

[Zaem]

Granted,

but it screws the whole topic up and the time paradox shreds everything to pieces

I wish my cookies weren't eaten by some jerks.

[Doorman]

Granted but they eat you instead.

[Flexxo]

ERROR: Above user made no wish.


I with I could go back to the 90's.

[Doorman]

Granted but you loose your clothes in the travel and then you are killed for it.

I wish for a wishing wisher.

ERROR: Above user made no wish.

Opps, lol.

[Daedalus]

You get a wishing wisher, but he's loving annoying because he wishes too much.

I wish for a creep-bear!

[Doorman]

Granted but Ithe creep-bear rapes you.

I wish for extra arms coming out in the right areas.

[Invalid]

Granted, but the arms go out of control and rip your balls off and force feed them to you.

I wish I didn't make a wish.