Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

Granted, but you wish for something and everyone flames you for it.

I wish I had a fruit bat, and it died.

[Ad Bot]

[Regulith]

Granted, but the carcass gives you a disease and you die.

I wish I would stop being addicted to this topic.

[Doorman]

Granted, but you get so bored you kill yourself.

I wish for a wish of wishing wishes.

[Zaem]

Granted, but you can already make wishes as it is.

I wish I had a wish generator to do this for me.

[Talaford]

Granted, but they cost a lot.

I wish i would get a +1 IQ

[Shadow86]

Wish granted, but it goes down later during a nap at school/college.

I wish I had an XBox 360 with a 1% failure chance.

[Talaford]

Granted but exactly that 1% failure change hitt'd and XBox 360 suddenly explodes

I wish to watch a bug

[Shadow86]

Granted, but then the bug (a wasp) stings you.

I wish I could have my jacket back from Blockland's vending machine.

[Talaford]

Granted but when u tried to took it. You also got in the Blockland's vending machine.

I wish to get Shadow86 outta the Blockland's vending machine, i think we'll be good friends.

[Shadow86]

* Shadow86 gets out of the machine's coinslot...somehow...[me]

But then we just become "neutral" friends.

I wish we could stop talking in chorus.

[Talaford]

Granted, but ungranted since i dont know what chorus means.

I wish i could know what "talking in chorus" means.

[Shadow86]

Granted, but you forget later on.

I wish I could tell you that "talking in chorus" means, you know, like in singing, lots of people are singing the chorus.
We're both talking at the same time, so it means that.
Wait, did I just complete my wish already? OSHT, I broke the game!

BONUS POST!

[Shadow86]

BONUS POST!

[Talaford]

Granted, i understand

I wish i could stop talking at the same interval as you, indeed.

[Shadow86]

Wish granted, but... uhhh... CRAP I POSTED AGAIN! Does that count?

I cannot think of anything to wish for now.