Wish Granted, but...

[Khorde]

Wish granted, but bessie the cow dries out.

I wish I had McDonalds right now :(

I ACTUALLY GOT MCDONALDS :D! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
And no, I have milk in my fridge.
Wish granted, but you kill yourself first.

I wish I had more McDonalds.

[Ad Bot]

[Miga]

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

[Spiderobot]

Wish Granted but Jesus saved the Queen.

I wish for the next person to post. :D

[Masterlegodude]

What?

I wish i knew the answer to life

[Supreme Guy]

Wish granted, but you explode Because your brain can't hold so much info.


I wish Christmas would god damn come already

[Masterlegodude]

Granted, but you get no gifts due to Santa not being ready to start sending out gifts, nice going, you ruined Christmas! :(

I wish i was back in one piece

[Miga]

Granted, but you were put together with duct tape, which wasn't able to hold everything together, causing you to be pieces again.

I wish that Half-Life would install on my old laptop.

[Rubrick]

it does but your old laptop crashes and then catches fire

i wish i had nothing

[Daedalus]

Granted, but a creep-bear rapes you.

I wish I had written this sentence in black.

[MoogleBoss]

Wish granted, but you were banned.

I wish for a bazooka so i could kill bazooka A.K.A. Michael lauer

[Muzzles56]

Granted, but he comes abck as a zombie and eats you alive

I wish I was immortal forever and nothing bad will ever happen and that my wish cant go wrong no matter what happens

[orange wolf]

Granted, but he comes abck as a zombie and eats you alive

I wish I was immortal forever and nothing bad will ever happen and that my wish cant go wrong no matter what happens

wish granted, but after millions of years the population of earth died out, the earth turned into a  barren wasteland, and you was alone for the yest of you life knowing that you would be forever condemned to the horror of never knowing what there could be after death.

i wish for a marshmallow

[MoogleBoss]

Wish granted, but it transforms into a kirby and eats you.

I wish for to be Megaman!

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but he transforms into Yoshi and eats you.

I wish my brother would get up so we can give each other gifts.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

SANTA NOT REAL!
User was banned for this post
(he would have wished for a cookie tho)(oh and wish granted but brother had nothing to give)