Wish Granted, but...

[Spenny]

Granted, but you can't get the goddamn cap off.


I wish ketchup bottles were easier to open.

[Ad Bot]

[Brickman]

Wish granted, but you get the cap off and the ketchup spills onto your pants.

I wish I had pants.

[Talaford]

Granted, it spawned into your front, but it was a shirt.

I wish the Islam war will stop

[Brickman]

Granted, but it goes over to scottland

I wish I had moneiz.

[Talaford]

Granted, but you get 10000$!!! IN PENNIES!!! >:D [check your mailbox and get blown up by lots of pennies comming from it]

I wish 1000000000000$ in quarters.

[Exo Pheratype]

Granted but thier shipped to you and when you open the package you choke and die on quarters >:D

I wish I had a M.I.L.F.

[Regulith]

Granted, but it is assumed that it stands for "Main Ipod Literally Fails", so your iPod fails. If you don't have one, think of another acronym. I'm too lazy.

I wish I wished that I wished that I wished.

[Exo Pheratype]

Granted but that was your last wish

i wish I was born in flash 8

[sgtjacob]

granted,but people who play flash somehow see you on the screen and beat you to death with the cursors






i wish i had an uncounterable wish for unlimited pizzas

[A GUY]

Granted, But then your Pizza Explodes

i wish i had every Video Game in my Video Game Bucket

[Netwars4]

granted, but then the keeper steals your bucket.


i wish i was said keeper.

[sgtjacob]

granted,but the holder snaps you neck and takes it back and accidently drops it in his water







I WISH LEGOMEN WORKED LIKE MINI HUMANS!

[BillNye]

Wish granted, but the legomen betray you, rob your house, and move to Cuba.

I wish zombie racism will end.

[Xoax]

Granted but you are out of milk and have to go to the store to get some.

I wish I didn't have to go to the store to get milk.

[sgtjacob]

granted,but the milkman gets eaten because fo the zombies and you must go get your milk lazy bum :)







i wish i owned a diamond mine!!!!!!!!!!!