Wish Granted, but...

[BillNye]

Granted but then Tonce blew up dramatically (also for Allah).

I wish for toast, mountains of toast.

[Ad Bot]

[Annihilation]

Wish granted, but the toasts is made of vomit.

I wish that none makes a reply after this repli.

[Crysist]

Granted but too late, IT MUST GO ON

I wish for waffles

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but after eating them and finding that you can have all the waffles you want, they become no longer special.

I wish I had my laptop back, for the third loving time.

[qevil]

granted, but then it gets stolen/lost again
i wish i had something to wish for.

[BillNye]

Wish granted, but you are now stuck with 5000 jars of mustard.
I wish for a cure for zombie cancer.

[Netwars4]

granted, but then zombies live longer.

i wish billnyes avatar didnt scare me so.

[*Magick* Mage]

Granted, but now you are terrified by Huggums avatar.

I wish something bad will happen to me :P

[Gll50]

wish granted, but nothing bad was going on! :P

I wish i had another wish!

[Annihilation]

Wish granted, but they gets divided by zero.

I wish I lost all my money.

[qevil]

granted. but someone returns it to you.

i wish i had the answers to this years finals.

[HelpingHand]

granted. but someone returns it to you.

i wish i had the answers to this years finals.

Granted, Here is a video tape; but as soon as you turn on the TV, it exploded.

I wish I had no bad things happening to me.

[qevil]

granted, but nothing bad happens to you.

i wish i had a new brain.

[Netwars4]

granted, but its a dog brain.

i wish that you all died.
(just kidding, but seriously. or am i? o.0)

[HelpingHand]

granted, but its a dog brain.

i wish that you all died.
(just kidding, but seriously. or am i? o.0)

Granted, but you died and went to hell.



I wish the next person didn't say anything like "Granted" or something simillar to that word.