Wish Granted, but...

[Invalid]

I made a wish ya bimbo.

Yah. I wish that there was this thing, and like, it was over at that place right?, so you know this guy, he was all like whoa, and then the thing is all like .... and then I was like lol and then, and we like, went to that one place and and saw that thing, and then we were all like suckish movie! and then we were like whoa.

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[Xoax]

Granted but you are out of milk and have to go to the store to get some.

I wish I didn't have to go get milk.

[NickTheSushi]

Wish granted, but you now have to drink it straight from the cow in your room.

I wish I had a pony :o

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but the pony is anorexic and dies the day after you get it.

I wish I had a pony who could never die, explode, become anorexic, run away, get stolen, or sucked into a black hole.

[Sabbin]

Wish granted but it turns into a mutant and bites your fricking head off
and the next poster after me

I wish for everything, EVER

[Regulith]

Granted, but this also includes many dangerous objects, which impale, stab, corrode, melt, radiate, cut, slash, etc. you.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Sabbin]

Granted, but this also includes many dangerous objects, which impale, stab, corrode, melt, radiate, cut, slash, etc. you.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Wish granted but you take pills, sleep, wake up and then say:
**** I ****ING FELL ASLEEP AGAIN!
**** YOU PILLS!!!!!

i wish for everything that is not dangerous

[Regulith]

Granted, but everything can hurt you in some possible way, so you get nothing.

I wish I could type faster.

[Sabbin]

Granted, but everything can hurt you in some possible way, so you get nothing.

I wish I could type faster.

wish granted but you now type so fast your hands and fingers are mashing the keyboard
too fast and you mash them off and you have no hands or fingers now.

i wish for an everlasting tank of pure oxygen that isn't poisoned or dangerous in any way possible

[Regulith]

Granted, but you get murdered shortly after.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[OneWithFire]

Granted, you wish for another wish and then pie, which you eat, get fat, and die of a clogged arterie.




I wish that i could have a ham sandwich and mountain dew...

[pixl]

Wish granted, but the ingrediants of that food you just ate, now in your stomach, mixed with stomach acid creates an explosive.

BaoOM

I wish for 9

[Gamefandan]

Wish granted, but the 9 is HUGE, appears above your head and flattens you into a pixelized pancake.

I wish for a fish.

[Menen]

Wish granted, but the 9 is HUGE, appears above your head and flattens you into a pixelized pancake.

I wish for a fish.

Moby richard comes out of a lake and eats you.

i wish i was rich

[Gamefandan]

Wish granted, but you fail at doing your taxes so now you OWE the government money.

I WISH I COULD SOLVE THIS DAMN RUBIX CUBE!