Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 627320 times)

JAG · January 24, 2009, 04:58:24 AM

Quote from: gamefandan on January 24, 2009, 04:05:36 AM

Wish granted, but you fail at doing your taxes so now you OWE the government money.

I WISH I COULD SOLVE THIS DAMN RUBIX CUBE!

Granted, now you open a door and 100,000 unsolved rubix cubes fall on you!

I wish that my wish was perfect and couldn't backfire on me.

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Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 05:40:33 AM

Wish granted, but this wish is irrelevant because it now won't backfire but you didn't actually specify anything that you need or want so your wish database has now exploded.

I wish I didn't fail a Guitar Hero

JAG · January 24, 2009, 05:44:39 AM

Granted, now you only fail at ever other game.

I wish my wish database had not exploded.

IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 05:45:45 AM

Wish granted but,

It eventually forms into a bionic robot and destroys humanity.

I wish I was a single cell organism.

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 05:53:05 AM

Wish granted, but since your a single cell organism you have no mind, which means any or all memories you may or may not have had are now gone.

I wish that i could tell you the time at any moment without a watch.

IceBlue · January 24, 2009, 05:54:49 AM

Wish granted, but you gain cancer from looking at the sun alot.

I wish I had some water.

JAG · January 24, 2009, 05:56:45 AM

Quote from: Knaz on January 24, 2009, 05:45:45 AM

I wish I was a single cell organism.

Wish granted but, you just happened to be the one scientist are testing on and you die a slow and painful death (with no results)

I wish my my hands where on fire.

JAG · January 24, 2009, 05:57:51 AM

:O
O_O'

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 06:03:11 AM

Wish granted, but you are now a pyro.

I wish I didn't have cancer.

JAG · January 24, 2009, 06:08:36 AM

Wish granted, now you have AIDS

I Wish I had a

or 2

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 06:18:37 AM

Wish granted, but cookie monster rapes you for stealing his cookies.

I wish these damn Japanese anime songs would gtfo mah head.

FF · January 24, 2009, 06:22:50 AM

They do. In go Barney theme songs, though.

I wish I could divide by 0.

JAG · January 24, 2009, 06:23:56 AM

Wish granted, but now you have the barbie girl song in german in your head.

I Wish I had my

back.

Gamefandan · January 24, 2009, 06:30:07 AM

*taking on two wishes*
Friendly Fire: Wish granted, but now you don't simple math.

JAG: Wish granted, but the cookie is poisoned, you dead now kthnxbrn

I wish for rain

Ector · January 24, 2009, 08:56:51 AM

It's Chocolate rain

I wish that I was a *insert self here*