Wish Granted, but...

[mecha51]

granted,but it fliiped out of water and died.

i wish i was uber rich, had scuba gear, and bought CAKE with it instead of COKE

[Ad Bot]

[JJA0]

Granted but you choke on the cake and die (not again!)

I wish i was the smartest person on the earth

[mecha51]

granted, but you use it for evil then get permabanned.

i wish i was uber rich,had scuba gear,didnt buy anything that choked me, and bought a ps3 with littlebigplanet!

[Peter777]

Granted, but you die from playing too much video games

I wish the Cookie Monster and Cookie emoticon weren't next to each other

[mecha51]

granted, but it swaps with the and  eats it.

i wish i could fly

[*Magick* Mage]

Granted, but God gets fed-up with your wishing, so he smites you.

I wish the next poster didn't read this, but posts on it.

[general offtopic]

wish granted but i posted, then read it, the clicked on the edit button

i wish the next poster got raped

[mecha51]

granted, but i killed the gal.

i wish i had...the orange box.

[Banana]

Wish Granted, but you  accidently break the disk first time you pick it up. :(

I wish I had Orange Box too :3

[koolex_98]

granted but it literaly brcame an orange box

i ish i become popular in blockland like bushido

[mecha51]

granted,but you get annoyed by fans so much you quit.

i wish i had the orange box and didnt break the disc.

[-Tails-]

Granted, but when you get in the car to go home you lose it.

I wish i had Four Pizzas Right now

[mecha51]

granted,  but  eats them.

i wish i found my orange box.

[Ector]

Granted, but it breaks again.

I wish

[koolex_98]

but the wish mutates into chuck norris and eats you

i wish i can get popular like badspot and get an awesome noob and flamer protection suit