Wish Granted, but...

[Azimuth]

granted but u hate it lolol

I WISH that i had a cow that was pink

[Ad Bot]

[koolex_98]

granted but you end up time traveling to blockland and some noob painted your co blue

i wish for more funny youtube poops

[OneWithFire]

Granted, but the poops end up making fun of you.


I wish i had some ice cream with a mocha shake and a 

[haloguymitch]

granted but chuck norris kicks your face and steals it

I WISH I WAS TEH UBER HAX0RS

[Jaxx]

Granted, but the cyberforce put you in federal prison for hacking the Pentagon.

I wish the next person had a good idea.

[Space Guy]

I had a good idea, but I forgot it.

Uh... I wish I could remember what that idea was.

[coolguy41898]

granted, you remember its Self Delete and kill yourself

[koolex_98]

granted, you remember its Self Delete and kill yourself

i wish for a pony

but it waas mutated i wish ill become a bockland blockhead

[bjarkiadal]

but it waas mutated i wish ill become a bockland blockhead

granted but then blockland explodes i wish i was president of iceland and the money crysis would end

[Jaxx]

Wish granted, but the planet goes bankrupt, so it doesn't matter anyways.

I wish people were capable of actual intelligent posts all the time.

[bjarkiadal]

wish granted but with no meanies the balance of good and evil shifts and makes the world explodes i wish more people other then just me and jaxx would post here

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but this is my last post here. (Just Kidding.)

I wish for some icecream.

[bjarkiadal]

granted but the icecream falls down into a dirty poddle
i wish id become as thin as i was when i was 8

[Daffy]

Granted, but you're now easy to bully and are bullied.

I wish I had a $100 iTunes card

[bjarkiadal]

granted but it is an illigal one and you get banned from itunes forever
i wish i would stop repling every other reply