Wish Granted, but...

[SuperToxic]

Granted but I charge 100% intrest every 5 minutes
I wish Miga was online again

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

Ganted, but he goes offline one second after hes on.
I wish for chocolate chip  s.

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but they're sentient and they sense the stupidity in you and they roll away.

I wish I was level 80 in WoW.

[Madmitten]

Granted, but you get banned for showing off

I wish I had a drivers license and $59999.98

[Riot]

Granted but you crash and your surgery cost 59999.98$

I wish I botom poster had a million dolars but lost it some how

[Crazy Salt]

You have a million dollars but you don't lose it! You burn it.
I wish I was a rainbow elf.

[Dr.Block]

Granted but you get deleted for looking spammy.

I wish people didn't think that hipno toad thing is funny.

[Nystical]

Wish granted but, they think your nose looks funny.
 I wish for something.

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but something bad happens.

I wish for pickles.

[Miga]

I wish Miga was online again

Your wish came true. :D

I wish for pickles.

Granted, but Miga also wants pickles.

I wish SuperToxic was online again.

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but...

wait....

That's not right!

I wish Spation un-disappeared.

Oh, wait, I have him on Steam. I'm reTURded.

[Azimuth]

I wish for a whiskernoogin.

[Miga]

Oh, wait, I have him on Steam. I'm reTURded.

No, you're an addict. :D

I wish for a whiskernoogin.

Granted, but I don't know what a "whiskernoogin" is...

I wish for another Coca-Cola.

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but it's flat. >:D

AND diluted.

WITH PISS.

I wish for a box.

[Altair]

You receive a box, but a rabid monkey jumps out and bites you.

I wish for a better networking card.