Wish Granted, but...

[Snip3r]

Granted, but you spill it all over yourself.

I wish Miga would rape me.

[Ad Bot]

[Nystical]

I wish I could get first page on the 300 page of this topic.

[brawlman14365]

Granted, but....SPARTA!

i wish for.....pie :D

[WingZero]

Granted, but the pie is rotten.
I wish I have TF2 Sniper, because it looks awesome.

[general offtopic]

granted, but it takes oun life and shoots you

i wish i had no need to breathe

[Miga]

I wish Miga would rape me.

..?!
WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT?!

i wish i had no need to breathe

Granted, but minutes later after you stop breathing, you die.

I wish that it was 4 AM.

[Soviet]

Granted, but you fell asleep at 3:59AM

I wish I had more time to think of a better wish.

[WingZero]

Granted, but you can't think of a wish.
I wish I had the Wii Zapper, or whatever it's called.

[henderson155]

wish granted but it zapped you and you died
i wish the next post was on the 300th page

[Regulith]

Granted, but Badspot deletes a few so it goes back to 299.
(Note: Each page is 15 posts long, not 10.)

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn...again. D:

[Joseph37b]

Granted but then someone ate it

I wish I had The Sims 3 right now...

  OFFTOPIC: -RAGE- I WANT PORTAL CAEK NAO. 

 Ontopic: Granted, but your dad makes you mow the lawn.

                I WISH I HAS CONDOM. >:O                                                 

[brawlman14365]

Granted, bu-BOOOOM

i wish for socks

[Thorax]

Granted, bu-BOOOOM

i wish for socks

Granted, nothing bad happens

I wish the next person would respond to this post.

[yndaaa]

granted... :/

i wish i had some popcorn ^^
and coke and hotdogs and hamburgers and pizza and some other things and i wish for CSS :)

really someone give me CSS :/
my acc name is yndaaa ^^
im serious...

[brawlman14365]

Granted, but i dont care about your popcorn and hotdogs.

i wish for SPARTA!