Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 628390 times)

Wish denyed.  Go rot.

I wash for him to rot.

Will you wash me?

I wish to be dead.

Granted, but then Frankinstein makes you into his Frankenstein Monster and you rape Frankenstein in the ass.

I wish I knew why people just accepted the revival of this topic so easily.

You grow a snake in place of your nose.

I wish, I knew the secrets of the U.S.A. I cannot be destroyed, killed, vaporized, shot, explode, or implode, the secrets will remain with me forever, for I shall be preserved in a jelly-like substance and others will have no free will over their minds. I wish have my brain extracted from my head,  as to go with the jelly-like substance, I will know all, and exploit your snake to make reproduction impossible and kill everyone  having ties with you. You will be the last and only generation of humans, before I have you all sent to giant factories, where robots will drill into your head and extract your brain via bendy-straws. I will then clone your brain and make other humans with slightly different features then you. We can then control every property of science, and shortly after be blow up by Dr. Gordon Freeman, who will and under every circumstance destroy our ever growing powerful minds. ^_^

Granted, but them the wish-granter doesn't read the whole thing so you suddenly got shot in the balls and die.

I wish for no more pie

^^ lmao
Granted, but you accidentally divide by zero while doing math home work, and you impload.

I wish for more smily faces in blockland

Granted, but they are all the very first ones so they suck.

I wish IMVU didn't move this Celsea Chest I got to restricted section won't let me use it anymore :'( )

Granted, it stays there, but all the items are gone so it doesn't matter.

I wish... hmmm nevermind.

Granted you get nevermind but I really don't care.
I wish I had profile privelages.

Granted but then you implode

I wish Sonic Knx had research

Granted, but his brain bleeds out through his EYE BALLS!
I wish for some E-moneys

Granted but you spend it all on retail
I wish the next posted had a higher IQ than his/her shoe size.

Wish granted, but they call you a noob.

I wish I knew what the hell was going on.

Granted, but your brain gets too big and explodes!
I wish for some more E-moneys.

Granted, you get 3 pesos.

I wish I was able to forget things at will.