Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 628284 times)

Granted, but the person screwed it up

I wish i had a computer (maybe alien ware)

Granted, but the person who makes it is from these forums and rigs a bomb inside it.

I wish for a change.

Granted, but the change will happen in 20 years

I wish for spare change

Granted, but the change will happen in 20 years

I wish for spare change
granted but you drop it ina  sewer

i wish for my homework to write itself

Granted but it does itself wrong.

I wish Ladiios wasn't lazy.

Granted, but then he makes a uber monster and blows up the world

I wish that i had retail bl =D
(have i said this before)?

Granted, but you get rapped and kidnapped once the download is complete.

I wish that Ratty wasn't so disgusting.

Granted, but I'm still suicidal and emo.

granted, but he ends up disgusting you only

I wish I didnt have to clean my bathroom.

Granted, but then your toilet explodes for no apparent reason, flooding your house and causing thousands of dollars in damage.

For the 100th time, I wish retail was out, right now.

Granted, but you get rapped and kidnapped once the download is complete.

Can't come up with anything else?  :cookieMonster:

o.k.

You End Up Loading The Program But Then It Carryed Every Virus Known To Man AND Aliens

I wish i didnt have dial-up