Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 630080 times)

General Nick · October 04, 2009, 12:55:41 AM

Granted, but his family ran out of money, couldn't pay the cable/internet bills and is no longer accessing the internet at all (yay) until his family can come up with $1,049.64 within a week, which they can't.

I wish it was 8 PM EST.

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Wynd_Fox · October 04, 2009, 12:57:04 AM

Wish granted, but I thought it was D= Either that or midnight.

I wish I knew Deoxy in real life.

Daenth · October 04, 2009, 12:57:44 AM

Granted, but he turns out to be a freak.

I wish for more me.

Deoxy99 · October 04, 2009, 12:58:32 AM

Granted, but the rules state that you cannot gain mass!

I wish that Wynd_Fox was clickable!

TheChaosCarrier · October 04, 2009, 12:59:25 AM

He is. Click his name.

I wish for a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies with no bad side effects. Only good things will happen.

Deoxy99 · October 04, 2009, 01:00:45 AM

Granted, but you couldn't taste them because you don't have taste buds!

I wish that I was cool!

masterockets · October 04, 2009, 01:01:16 AM

Wish granted, but everyone is jealous of you and kills you
I wish for all the trolls to stay caged up in badspot's threads.

Daenth · October 04, 2009, 01:01:48 AM

Quote from: masterockets on October 04, 2009, 01:01:16 AM

Wish granted, but then you find out that ship cookies are all wooden.
I wish for all the trolls to stay caged up in badspot's threads.

Nou.
It's mine.
Granted, but you're so uncool it can't happen.

I wish for 2 heads.

General Nick · October 04, 2009, 01:02:32 AM

Granted, but everyone hates you anyway.

I wish I could punch Deoxy IRL :D

EDIT: ignoring masterrockets because he's jumping posts n stuff.
loving dammit.

Granted but you kill your other head and you die from loss of blood because you cut the other head off.

I wish Deoxy wasn't stupid :D

masterockets · October 04, 2009, 01:03:39 AM

Error 404: Wish cannot be granted
I wish for nothing :D

General Nick · October 04, 2009, 01:04:19 AM

Granted but you get a kitten :3

Daenth · October 04, 2009, 01:04:40 AM

You wish for?
This topic moves fast, it's the race of edits and who can type the fastest. :D

I wish for, world peace.
^{Granted, but the left over nukes blowup, setting off other nukes, blowing half the planet up, including you.}

masterockets · October 04, 2009, 01:05:19 AM

You wished for nothing, you get SOMETHING!
I wish for free games

block dude · October 04, 2009, 01:06:31 AM

granted but umm....well ...THEY ARE ALL SPIES!

i wish people would wish and not just post an answer god damit

masterockets · October 04, 2009, 01:07:07 AM

Wish granted but...