Wish Granted, but...

[General Nick]

Granted, but Candlejack took your sentence so no one could wish it in the first place.

I wish Candlejack wou

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[Daenth]

Waht?

I wish Nick was more clear.

[masterockets]

Granted, but in another language.
I don't know what to wish for 'cept a bomb
oftopic-

Granted, but ********** took your sentence so no one could wish it in the first place.

You didn't get the joke :(

[Daenth]

Masterrockets get out.
Granted, but instead of your wish, you were forced out of this topic.

I wish master left this topic.
I'm serious.

[masterockets]

Too loving bad, wish not granted ;D
I wish for a bomb

[General Nick]

Granted, but it's timed for infinity :u

I wish Renegade-X didn't suck so badly and was fully bug-free.

[masterockets]

Granted, but I don't know what it is...
I wish for this game to keep continuing and not have Ðænth mess it up :U

[General Nick]

Granted but he tries to order a soda from a vending machine, then the machine grows arms and legs and shoots soda cans like a minigun and kills us all.

I wish I had an EMP bomb to disable the soda machine temporarily so we could turn it off/unplug it.

[masterockets]

Wish granted, but the soda machine was shooting the zombies and hit us, now he's having a refreshing drink with us :D
I wish for a kitten gun

[Cdog1st]

Wish granted, but you get bitten to death by the kittens.

I wish for my head to explode for no reason at all.

[Plasmus]

Granted, Then it comes back.

I wish altoids didn't burn my mouth :c

[Cdog1st]

Granted but then everything else did.

I wish for a grave.

[General Nick]

Granted but Altoids makes them even stronger now.

I wish I knew Robo Noob IRL.

[Daenth]

Granted, but he doesn't exist in real life.
Wish what?

[Deoxy99]

Nothing wished!

I wish Gallium existed before the universe was made!