Wish Granted, but...

[Fire paw]

Granted, but your 2d so basically you don't exist

I Wish for a paradox

Wish granted, but...
It brought you to year 2012 >:D

[Ad Bot]

[Doomonkey]

I wish the above poster had a wish.

[Deep2]

I wish the above poster had a wish.

Wish is already corrupted.

I wish that the above poster didn't wish for what he wished.

[Cheemo]

Granted but the next poster posted it.

I wished the above poster would post a wi- I wish I would get paid to be your local kitten magnifier.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but you magnify the size of a kitten too much and it eats you.

I wish I was a merman.

[Daenth]

Granted, but you magnify the size of a kitten too much and it eats you.

I wish I was a merman.

You end up with the top half of your body being a fish. Meaning you have a snake on the good side though.
^{Family Guy.}
I wish for no wishes.

[Doomonkey]

You end up with the top half of your body being a fish.

No wish.

I wish I was a centaur.

[Daenth]

No wish.

I wish I was a centaur.

I edited. :3
Again, your top half is the horse and bottom half is human.
You have a horse leg instead and that leg gets scared and kicks your dog, thus killing him.

I wish for more ninja edits.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but while the ninja is editing he slits your throat.

I wish I was a Minotaur. (There is no human part on this one.)

[Daenth]

Granted. but something goes wrong in the transformation making you top half minotaur and bottom half merman.

I wish for more forum idiots.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but you become one of them.

I wish I was a griffin.

[Daenth]

Granted, but again the witch changing your form sucks and you have bottom half griffin, top half human. No wings.

I wish doomonkey read a fantasy book instead of wishing to become a fantasy creature.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but I change my mind and it leads to the next wish.

I wish I was a cyclops.

[ShadowsfeaR]

granted but someone pokes out the only eye left. BLINDNESS

I wish I had a  to kill with s

[stikfas3]

Granted, but I change my mind and it leads to the next wish.

I wish I was a cyclops.

wish granted but, the army comes and blows you up

I wish I had portal and TF2