Granted, but your 2d so basically you don't existI Wish for a paradox
I wish the above poster had a wish.
Granted, but you magnify the size of a kitten too much and it eats you.I wish I was a merman.
You end up with the top half of your body being a fish.
No wish.I wish I was a centaur.
Granted, but I change my mind and it leads to the next wish.I wish I was a cyclops.