Wish Granted, but...

[JD]

Wish granted but you had to sell your graphics card to pay for it.

I wish I had my Sennheiser HD-280s now instead of tomorrow (coming in the mail)

[Ad Bot]

[stikfas3]

wish granted but a raccon brakes into your house and takes it away

[Doomonkey]

wish granted but a raccon brakes into your house and takes it away

No wish.

I wish I was a phoenix.

[Deep2]

Wish granted, you are shot down by a poacher.

I wish I was invincible.

[Camera]

Wish granted, but you get a lethal symptom of boredom.

I wish I had a Metal Box.

[Shortcut]

Granted, but you are the metal box.


I wish for two shoes.

[CrazyGoodDude]

Granted by you have to cook them in the washer and dryer and then eat it because you get locked in a closet full of monks from the year 3000 on a space telescope station used to see if God is out there

Wish Granted above

I wish that I was the King of Madagascar so I could too sing "I like to Move It"

[Camera]

Granted, you got eaten afterwards.

Now I stick the I fork I got in my head.

I wish I had some reception.

[CrazyGoodDude]

Granted, but the reception that you get is at your grandmother's wedding reception even though she is 79

I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I was a Paradox!

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but what, what?

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.

[Joker Card]

Wish granted, but then you die for pissing off the wishing machine


I wish for

[block dude]

OHST

i wish no

[Joker Card]

you get yes. I wish for no 404 errors

[chills58]

wish granted but you get 405 errors

i wish for a pound of bacon and not becoming the bacon

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but your father becomes the bacon.

I wish I was a bridge troll.