Wish Granted, but...

[PandaBL]

granted but then it explodes from love

i wish sombody posts on my suggestions and requests topic

[Ad Bot]

[Healbadbad]

granted but the post is just wish granted
i wish for a twizzler

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but you don't get it because I'm just posting to bump this topic.

I wish that I had naturally green hair.

[CopBlock]

granted but my ball nests in it

i wish people would be nicer to my ball :c

[Joxus]

Granted but a snake invades


I wish vagnias were inherited with everybody

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but you die and it doesn't happen.

I wish people would be more mature with their wishes.

[KoopaScooper]

Granted, but then some idiot makes a wish so immature, it starts all over again.
I wish I knew who the hell drank the Mountain Dew.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but MtnDew is really Pandan.

I wish I didn't have to bump this.

[CopBlock]

granted but you have to post after everyone.

i wish that i had the money for l4d2 :C

[Leafsoo7]

granted but you die before you can spend it and l4d2 gets destroyed

i wish i was the king of England

[*Magick* Mage]

granted, but your Queen is Hilary Clinton.

I wish I granted a wish:o

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but you made it go wrong.

I wish everyone died.

[Leafsoo7]

wish granted but you die too

i wish i was chuck norris

[Xoax]

Fine, you're a low rate actor who is ridiculed by the internet. Congrats.

I wish I didn't have to go to the store to get milk.

[Leafsoo7]

wish granted but the store falls on you

i wish i could have more wishes