Wish Granted, but...

[Zenthrox]

Since you have no posted wish, I assume you wish for nothing.

Wish granted, nice waste of a wish.

I wish for powers of teleportation.

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

Wish Granted, but you don't know how to control it properly, and end up in a 3 foot thick concrete wall.

I wish for a mansion. :3

[Zenthrox]

Wish granted, but it only has one support beam. You.

I wish for a fish.

[Allath]

Wish granted, but the fish was so big, it destroyed your house

I wish for a girlfriend =P

[Zenthrox]

Wish granted, you get a "=P" for a girlfriend.

I wish for another wish.

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but Scissorman kills you.

I wish for 6 bucks.

[Zenthrox]

Granted, but Jonny Turbo steals it for KFC money. (Cookie for reference)

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

[Vulgus]

Wish granted, but you totally wasted the wish anyway so...
I wish I had two wishes 1) Iwish I cant die
2) I wish I had 3 more wishes
3) I wish NOONE can steal my wishes

[shafin25]

Wish granted, but God DESTROYS them, not stealing, DESTROYS them.
I wish that the next person who posts is unable to wish.

[Vulgus]

Wish granted, but god felt sympathetic and gave me wishes that are indestructable and can only be used by me.

[Vulgus]

Wish granted and (somebody answer) ..... WELL?

[(Hit Man)]

Wish granted, but it makes you more handicapped than you already are

[Pliny]

You wished for nothing, so you get nothing.

I wish for some AA batteries.

[linkblu]

Wish Granted, but while i was getting them off the internet i accidentaly ordered and AA cannon and gave it to you but half way through the mail Osama took it and blew up Japan =( I wish for Jelly

[Linkuto2121]

Wish granted but i eatz it.

I wish for TF2