Wish Granted, but...

[Kerog]

granted but so does this wish
i wish for

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

You get nothing.

I wish for a pen.

[Dr.Block]

Granted but it's all the way on pen island.


I wish 2 would stop calling me by a number ):

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but now he calls you by a racial slur.

I wish I had a computer.

[Ciam86]

Granted, but your electricity ran out.

I wish for a copy of Killing Floor.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but your floor kills you.

I wish I died.

[Pah1023]

Granted, but someone wished for you to live.
I wished i don't get a XBox360.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, and you blow up too.

I wish I had an ear.

[KoopaScooper]

Granted, but your new ear explodes.
I wish for Photoshop CS4.

[Chewy]

Granted, but it comes preprogrammed with research staring mother and your computer gets a virus, deleting the program.

[Doomonkey]

Granted.

I wish I had a thing.

[dkamm65]

Granted, but that thing happens to be a angry raccoon with rabies.

I wish I had something clever to say.

[Tom Gunn]

Granted but you forgot.

i wish i could get away with stealing candy.

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but Scissorman kills you.
Anyone who played Clocktower knows what I'm talking about :3

I wish for some marshmallows.

[mecha51]

granted, but they are burninated by trogdor.

i wish i had a plane.