Wish Granted, but...

[Freeze]

Granted, but your computer blows and you die so your AFK to long and banned for life.

I wish that I had all video games and consels in the world.

[Ad Bot]

[Joeboy]

Granted, but they were on a contract. Have fun being bankrupt.

I wish that I had some cookies.

[mecha51]

but they are burninated by trogdor. again.

i wish i had a plane.

[Jump stab]

The Plane Explodes.


I Fish Wish For Candy.

[Zenthrox]

You get a 500-pound gorilla named "Candy". She throws you into a building and runs away.

I wish for a shotgun with no delay whatsoever in reload time.

[Nikki]

Granted, but someone duct-tapes the trigger and kills everyone with it.

I wish for the ability to divide zero!

[gun fun]

Granted, but someone duct-tapes the trigger and kills everyone with it.

I wish for the ability to divide zero!

granted, but the world blows up

I wish for air

[Deoxy99]

Granted, but the game server breaks down.

I wish this forum was clean of mean people, but not me.

[Zenthrox]

Granted. The internet disappears.

I wish for epic lulz.

[AceX10]

Granted, But a Nuke hits Badspot

I wish for...

[Zenthrox]

Ooooh, nuclear car.

Granted, you get...

I wish for my own nuclear car.

[AceX10]

Granted, But My friend Zalwood got a Converti and Blew up the Truck!
 I wish for a Nuclear Bomb to destroy t3h St@t3s

[Conan]

Wish granted, but the nuke had a premature detonation and killed you.

I wish for moar wishes.

[Jaxx]

Wish granted, but the wish police come to your house and kidnap you for getting moar wishes. :C

I wish for people to get along.

[Volko]

Wish granted, but then when everybody was holding hands and skipping through the fields, they saw a $100 bill, and mauled eachother for it.