Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 627849 times)

Granted but you get a ,

I wish I was a REAL MAN!

Granted, but all the other guys become jealous and murder you.

I wish I had a portal gun.

Granted, but your brain melts for fun =)



I wish I had friends

granted but they rape everything they see

i wish that i had some more chicken :(

granted but they rape everything they see

i wish that i had some more chicken :(
Granted but the chickens are suicidal bomb chickens..
(Random)
I wish for the detonator of these chicks.

Granted but it doesnt work

i wish that the next poster will not grant this wish

Granted, but it's granted anyway

I wish that I was invincible

granted but you die because of it

granted but you die because of it
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I wish everyone had his wish granted!

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish I didn't die.

Granted, but it turns out I can't grant wishes so you die.

I wish that the next poster doesn't say "but"...

Granted, but my wish is that I can say "but".

I wish I didn't waste my wish to be able to say "but".

Granted, but you are circulating through space and saying "but" over and over again

I wish God was real.

Granted but then he sends you to hell for thinking he wasnt real.

I wish I had thinking nuke grenades.

Granted but then he sends you to hell for thinking he wasnt real.

I wish I had thinking nuke grenades.
wish granted but they make you lag out
i wish i had a bread crab