Wish Granted, but...

[TheSilentNinja]

Granted, but Censored.

I wish I had $20

[Ad Bot]

[|Shadow]

granted but its fake money and the FBI track you down...

I wish I had pie.

[DarkKnight]

Wish granted but the pie is old.

I wish badspot banned you.

[|Shadow]

Granted but his hand slips and he bans you instead.

I wish I had chocolate!

[sonic_knx]

Granted but it came from a horse

I wish I could see Kapi's sad face when he gets busted for raeping little boys

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but you look in the mirror to see you and him switched faced :o

I wish I knew why I just posted in here and was able to revive the topic without people yelling at me...then it started to die again and someone saved it.

[Ronin]

Granted, but you disappear because your not actually a person at all, your name won't even show up on the "Who's Online" screen.

I wish Kaphix was slightly less emo.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but the emo that has to leave goes homeless and sues you for kicking them out of their home.

I wish pie could fly into the eye of Bill Nye

[Ronin]

Granted, but the emo that has to leave goes homeless and sues you for kicking them out of their home.

I wish pie could fly into the eye of Bill Nye

Fail.

[|Shadow]

Wish granted...You fail

I wish for 1million monies.

[RebelzPowerz]

Granted but it's Maple Money.

I wish I was The Crow.

[Masterlegodude]

Granted, but you die :P

I wish i knew when halo 3 would be released

[RebelzPowerz]

Granted but they change the release date 7 more times than they told you.

I wish I was the LOLRUS

[-Koden-]

Granted, but you're fat.

I wish I will get off the computer and go to school.

[Terror]

Wish granted but Ladios starts to make out with you :D

I wish I filmed it :D