Wish Granted, but...

[oni deku link]

sorry thats 2 wishes.. PLSDIA

i wish i had a panda

[Ad Bot]

[Partizan]

Granted but Morgan Freeman does a documentary on you.

I wish I worked for Blizzard.

Granted but a big nuke hits the main building you work in.

I wish the cookie monster was green.

[oni deku link]

This is the game where you say you wish for something then in the next post, someone says "granted, but *something wrong happens*"

Example:
Person: I wish for World Peace.
Other Person: Granted, but then one of the leftover nukes goes off, setting off other nukes nearby, and blows up half the earth, including you.

I'll start:

I wish I had Lego Star Wars 3.

theres no lego star wars 3 only 2

[TheSilentNinja]

-_- No stuff, he asked for something impossible.  Welcome to the "Wish Granted" thread, dumbass. 

Wish granted, but you have to play the entire game as Jar-Jar.

I wish I had a pair of indestructable headphones.

[Partizan]

Granted, but when you put them on the volume was so loud you became deaf and your ears imploded.

I wish the cookie monster was green.

[Ronin]

Wish granted, but then you go color blind and think he is a shade of yellow.


I wish Oni Deku Link disapeared in Siberia, and never could ever comeback, and have no consequences.

[TheSilentNinja]

Wish granted, and no 'but's.

I wish for a gun that shoots rainbows.

[Ronin]

Wish granted, but you shoot your eye out and wake up a gay teen. D:



I wish for a plate full of Russia, hold the onions.

[TheSilentNinja]

Wish granted, but it's 50% Vodka.  And it's served cold.  Sub-Zero cold.

I wish for mangos.

[RebelzPowerz]

Granted but you get WoWEMU

I wish this Tatertots guy would tell me his realm.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then you have to blow people in snowy weather.

I wish pie was the eye of bill nye :o

[RebelzPowerz]

Granted but Bill Nye sues.

I wish BOOM BOOM BOOM VROOOOM

[sonic_knx]

Granted. You were shot 3 times (BOOM BOOM BOOM) and hit by a car (VROOOOM) and you are crippled.

I wish wives wouldn't stop giving BJs after marriage.

[Ronin]

Wish granted, but they suck at it.


I wish rbl's authorization code didn't take 3 years.

[RebelzPowerz]

Granted. It now takes 6 years.

I wish for a time machine that I'll never use.