Wish Granted, but...

[Rolland]

Granted, but then the wish backfires and your face gets blasted in.

I wish my computer didn't have this crappy Adware

Offtopic: Now there's also episodes of Invader Zim on at 10:00 AM :D I think weekdays, I don't check much anymore :o

[Ad Bot]

[TheSilentNinja]

Granted, but you'll get it again 5 mins later.

I wish Invader Zim was'nt cancelled...

[Rolland]

Granted, but then it gets canceled again because we are the only ones who like it :(

I wish Wedge knew I knew what the Adware file is, and I just need help deleting since it's constantly running so if you try to delete it only gives a isrunning error.

[Metalhed]

Granted, but you rambled on to much for me to understand LOL JK

I wish there were no more noobs 

[Zor]

Granted, but then you soon realize that the only reason you liked bl to begin with was torturing the noobs. you quit bl due to lack of nooblets, but now you feel there is a huge hole in your life. you will live with this feeling until you die.

(didnt really read thread, but from what i have seen most of the responses lack any real irony, its mostly just "granted but then things go back to the way they were")

i wish that i knew what i know now, when i was stronger.

[Rolland]

Granted, but that just makes you a muscle-bound geek chick.

I wish Sumz didn't get drunk and say he's an A cup girl and he is expecting them to get bigger because big runs in the family.

[|Shadow]

Wish Granted but I didn't understand what you said so its Un-Granted :(

I wish I had enough monies to buy Pokemon Pearl off the interwebs :D

[Mr Smash]

Granted but your DS starts spaming "ROFLAMO POKEMON!" as soon as you put it in and sets it's self on fire 

Wish i had a golden hammer that could destroy anything, hehehe

[Digmaster]

Granted, But you lose it to a bum when playing cards

I wish I had the world most powerful computer.

[gegc]

Granted, but you can't pay the resulting electric bill.

I wish for three extra wishes.

[Mr Smash]

Granted, but you get addicted to magic and wishes start to turn bad and you make the mistake of wishing for death.

I wish i had a pet lepercon.

[Zor]

Wish granted, but you don't realize the implications of your spelling mistake until after you discover that its finger has fallen into your bag of cheetos. the good news is that now your mother will again accept you as her own since your life-long dream of someday becoming a blood-thirsty cannibal has been squelched by the startling realization of what cannibalism really entails.

i wish for all the rice pudding i could ever eat.

[Mr Smash]

Granted but the rice pudding goes cold because you are unable to eat it fast enoth and also gained 3 inches to your waist size for getting carried away.

Wish I had a pot of gold.

[Ladios]

granted, but you then get arrested for stealing it

i wish

[Jervan]

Granted but ERROR ... your computer asplodes.

I wish Sorcha loved me still