Wish Granted, but...

[tails]

Granted, but i don't know who that is so i give you kaphix insted.

I wish for a

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[Jervan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Ladios]

granted but

i wish my stomach stopped hurting

[Jervan]

Granted but a unicorn stabs you in the same spot.

[Ladios]

granted but

i wish for a sandwich

[Jervan]

Granted but they have eggs in it which kills you from cholestoral.

I wish for death.

[Ladios]

granted, but then a team of top-notch doctors save you by removign all of your fingers

i wish things would stop blowing me up or poisoning or squishing or killing or harming me in any way when i make these wishes

[Jervan]

Granted but a sour lemon taste is forever in your mouth.

I wish the last year never happened.

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Wish granted but you get drunk and this year is even worse

I wish to be freed from Jervan

[Jervan]

Granted but you miss him and regret making him leave.

I wish I dont have to leave.

[tails]

Granted, But you do.

I wish that i wish that you wish that i wish for them to wish that i wished that you could wish for me to wish about wishing to this guy who wants to wish about wishing stuff

[Ladios]

granted, but someone on the chain of command forgets to do their part

i wish i had a shiney quarter

[Jervan]

Granted but its not very shiny.

I wish I could type fluently with my nose or had my fingers back.

[Ladios]

granted, but the doctors put your fingers on backwards

i wish i had a camera that doesnt suck
im setting up a perfect joke right here... i hope one ya'll gets it

[tails]

Granted, But i steal it

i wish that Ladios would post a fish picture