Wish Granted, but...

[tails]

Granted, but it gets delayed -_-

I wish nexon did'nt delay kart rider for 2 hours

[Ad Bot]

[Rolland]

Granted, but then they announce that the Maplestory servers will be shut down and all connections to it cut, without an update for starting your own server etc. so Maplestory goes completely dead.

I wish I could shoot flaming poop out my butt by thinking it :D

[StoreClerk]

Not granted, too gay.

[Rolland]

Granted, but then something happens since you didn't wish.

I wish I could shoot flaming poop out my butt by thinking it :D
AND THEN USE IT ON STORECLERK

[Otis Da HousKat]

Wish granted, but you have to make out with this guy,



I wish that picture wasn't so scary.

[Rolland]

Granted, but then it's a hot woman and since I have to make out with it, as you said, I get lovezors!

I wish Blockheads had the right to vote!

[|Shadow]

Wish Granted, but then you are unable to vote for the rest of eternity *Even in real life :D *

I wish for lots of emonies :D

[Maor]

granted but then you become to emo and slit your head off
i wish i had a ipod video

[Terror]

Granted but you get buttraped by the clerk at the store
I wish for no moar Blockland o.O

[Maor]

granted but then badspot twin brother baldspot and he revives it
why you don't want blockland anyway?
i wish i had a hot girlfriend

[tails]

Granted, But its kaphix in a dress

I wish for maor to be spelt moar

[|Shadow]

Granted but then  the word Moar comes to you're house and murders you :D

I wish for powers :D

[Rolland]

Granted, but you fly into an Airplane and it crashes into the Empire State Building in New York City. Some idiots tell government officials that terrorists from Canada did it and we start a war with them and when the US falls, some guy sets off every nuke on the planet and we all die.

I wish my granted wasn't so long :P

[Zor]

Wish granted, but it turns out the noob who was going to post a one word response to your wish went into diabetic shock from that last case of mountain dew he drank, so Zor ended up posting in his place. In Zor's usual fashion, she decides to go on and on about the crazy events that occur after your wish was granted. In doing so, she violates the very wish that you had requested. She has then fulfilled the purpose of the thread and will continue to do so when she herself wishes for something so that the next poster can shut her down with a clever mishap. Also, you spill hot coffee on your lap, making the situation that much more painful. Pepsi has very low sodium. Vote for smokin' cheddar bbq doritos, screw wild white nacho. Harmonix better change the name of "Rock Band" before its release, cuz that name sucks. Also they should make a frequency/amplitude type game for the wii. The Science of Sleep was good, but not quite as good as Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Aphex Twin is god. Also Buckethead. long post is loooooooooooong memes suck

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i wish the shirts i ordered would arrive today, and that they wont be damaged. also the world wont end and nothing explodes. (note to next poster: make something explode anyway)

[Rolland]

Granted, but then I tell you to stop saying "Wish Granted" because you're supposed to say Granted.

I wish Zor would give her cup size like Sumz did when he was drunk XD!!!!!!