Wish Granted, but...

[Ladios]

granted, but gravity shuts off and you fly away from earth to float in space for all eternity

i wish i knew a way to make a non-mess-upable wish

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[Jetz]

Granted, I will demonstrate.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

If it's corrupted,  then it's not corrupted, and if its not corrupted, it iis corrupted(but it has  to be granted to you cant do that second part)

However you do it, it wont be corrupted. As a matter of fact, I'll makethat my wish.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

[Ladios]

granted but you get shot and never live to see the wish corrupted

i wish i knew a way that worked

[Jetz]

granted but CORRUPTION>>>you get shot and never live to see the wish corrupted<<<CORRUPTION

You corrupted the wish, therefore fullfilling it WITHOUT corrupting it.

I wish my head exploded.

[Ladios]

granted

i wish you woudl just accept the fact that that is a stupid wish, and the reason why i say you never live to see it corrupted is because it could mean that you die before it does, or that it doesnt at all....

[Jetz]

Granted, but then I realize: What the hell am I thinking?
To corrupt a death wish, then you must make something good happen.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted, but were still granted exactly the way i asked them. That includes this one.

[Rolland]

Granted, but then your computer starts melting.

I wish people would leave my topic :(

[Jetz]

Granted, but spammermutants take their place.

I wish the next poster would corrupt their own wish then make annother.

[Rolland]

Granted, but you forgot to say "I fish"

I fish for a dish and a bish

[|Shadow]

Granted, but it cancelled itself out since you said fish...

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me :(

[Jervan]

Granted but your avatar blows up.

I wish noone got to wish cept me.

[Shocklink]

granted, but i wish you die.

[Mr Smash]

Granted but he came back from the dead as a zombie and ate you.

i wish for the abity to shoot lazors out of my hands.

[Maor]

granted but one day the hottest girl from you class tells you to touch her boobs and then from exitment you fired the laz0r on her boob

i wish noting

[Monty]

wish granted but now your nothing.

i wish i had lots of