Wish Granted, but...

[Mr Smash]

Granted. But he gose insane and summons a demon witch then eats you instead. Once your dead he starts eating your  s again.
 
I wish that my eyes would stop hurting.

[Ad Bot]

[Monty]

granted but the asparin made you have internal bleeding.

i wish for the earth to fall into the sun.

[Mr Smash]

Granted but you roast in the inferno.

I wish that i never had to sleep and never got tired.

[-Koden-]

Granted, but you smell really bad.

I wish for a nice pighead to eat.

[Muffinmix]

Granted but it's pretty disgusting.

I wish stuff would happen and there more stuff.

[tails]

Granted, but too much stuff happens and you get bored of the stuff thats happening


I wish for X.5 bricks

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but my Science test's microscope slides only went to X-2

I wish I figured out how do to the 2 part of Snowpeak Ruins on LoZ: TP sooner.

Offtopic:

Granted but you roast in the inferno.

I wish that i never had to sleep and never got tired.

I woke up from an almost 8 hour sleep 10 minutes after you posted that :O

[cncwarlord]

Wish granted, but the US government collapses and theirs no one to provide electricity, rendering your knowledge useless

I wish i had a better graphics card

[Ladios]

granted, but you had to sell your computer to get it

i wish i didnt wake up at 3 this morning

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then you wake up at 2 this morning.

I wish datablock branching worked better

[gegc]

Granted, but now you can't figure out how to use it.

I wish I had more junkfood to eat.

[cncwarlord]

Wish granted, but now your fat

i wish i had some money

[(KaosWolfs)Wolf]

Granted, but bill gates ran out and stole everyones including yours.

I wish... Someone would die.

[gegc]

Granted, but it's you.

I wish i didn't have to sleep and wouldn't get tired.

[tails]

Granted but You need 90 more levels before you can use no sleep skill....


I wish for eggs