Wish Granted, but...

[GingerJoe]

* Shadowhero grants your wish

But it is a stuffty one

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Smash]

Wish Granted but, because you did not make a wish you end up lost in nothingness for all eternity. you eventually get insane from boredom and try to kill yourself. However you realize you have nothing to kill yourself with. Therefore you are stuck for weeks waiting for your body to starve to death, and suffer the hunger and displeasure of your body rotting alive.

I wish for something good to do.

[Masterlegodude]

You get nothing to do

I wish for a legal XBox live Gold account... I WANNA PLAY HALO 3! :(

[GingerJoe]

Instead of halo 3 you get

[Spartan300]

* Shadowhero grants your wish

But it is a ice creamty one

Ha! I don't care what kind of patch it is, but the next patch fixes my texture problem, so I remain victorious.

I wish Shadowhero would start wishing already instead of killing the thread.

[Copa]

Wish Gra... Shadowhero jumps in and kills Copa
but he cuild make out another wish befor he dies

i wish i was a fish

[squidhead]

Granted, but the water you are in is polluted

I wish I had a bucket of fried chicken and this bucket of chicken was fail proof so notihng bad could happen to me and there are no buts.

[Masterlegodude]

Wish granted, then angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into your crotch, and you fell over on the ground, writhing in pain...

I wish this wish would be fail proof

[GingerJoe]

Wish granted but It just ISN'T

* Shadowhero wishes that I had a barrel full of monkeys

[Bacon]

Granted, but the monkeys throw their feces at you.

I wish I had more RAM.

[Illidan]

Wish granted, but your computer implodes due to a virus.

I wish it were Christmas. (I need my new computer! :( My mom is making me mad, now. )

[Starcraftman]

Wish granted but due to the apocalypse there is no electricity to run it.

I wish I had $1000000000000

[Dr-Block]

Wish granted, but there is not such thing as wishes anymore.

I can't make a wish.

[Bushido]

You get no wish.

I wish for a robot-killing paradox.

[GingerJoe]

Wish granted but you get Snake Is Dead

* Shadowhero wishes for a pokemon (lulz)