Wish Granted, but...

[Mr Smash]

Granted, But there rotten and to make things worse the wish spawned them above you and they fell on you and now you smell like rotten eggs :P

I wish for some new socks.

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

Granted. but they are pink

I wish for

[-Koden-]

Granted, but you get

I wish for a stache'.

[Ladios]

granted, but a lolrus takes it

i wish fo a fro

[(KaosWolfs)Wolf]

Granted... But it was so big, some one accidentally lit it on fire.

I wish I killed myself.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

granted, but a lolrus takes it

i wish fo a fro

Granted, but birds make a nest in it during your sleep while the window is open and the National Bird Association says it is an endangered species and that you can't bother it and they annoy you all day with their constant noise.

@Wolf, since I gotta grant him -_-
Granted, but then a dog pisses on your corpse and it brings you back to life and you smell bad.

I wish I hadn't used the Howling Stone in Hidden Village in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (because I was still killing the 20 monsters (10 left) and when I used the stone and came back from it, they all respawned DAMNIT)

Don't interrupt me while I post.

[Ladios]

granted but then you get stuck in the village fro all eternity!

i wish i had one of them inflatable bouncy things that people have at parties

[Dread]

granted, but it pops


I wish that I won't get flamed for posting in 5-month-old topics XD

[GingerJoe]

granted. but you get banned


I wish for another wish >=D

[Falcondude]

Granted, but you get killed before you can use it.

I wish I could model.

[MrPickle]

granted but your computer can't
handel any modeling program.

I wish I had more soothers to comfort my addiction.

[GingerJoe]

* Shadowhero Grants your wish

But you get cancer

I wish I had a WORKING Wii, with Wii sports, a TV, a wiimote, and the sensor bars

[SuPeR Swat]

wish granted but your house goes a flame when you're sleeping and you die in the fire

i wish... for nothing

[GingerJoe]

WELL YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING 

I WISH FOR A    PLAYING A 

[Spartan300]

Granted, but the panda dies of hunger.

I wish a TF2 patch would come out already