Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 657630 times)

|Shadow · May 03, 2007, 01:01:09 PM

Granted, but then they all blow up.

I wish for more monies!

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Mr Smash · May 03, 2007, 01:55:51 PM

Granted, But then a hobo attacks you for the money and smashes you on the head, you are unable to fight back because you are overwhelmed by the stench of his Body Oder. He then takes you body and feeds it to his family of cannibals.
they are slow eaters so please enjoy this music wile eating is in progress: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Fi9qdYwuc

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me in the next post.

Shocklink · May 03, 2007, 02:17:01 PM

granted, but you endup having to much of a good thing and end up dieing, like around 75-100 cups of coffe can kill you.

I wish I got my demand for geting inverted ramps.

Rolland · May 03, 2007, 03:43:18 PM

Granted but then you loss wallbricks and uninverted bricks.

I wish my head wasn't full of crayons

gegc · May 03, 2007, 04:06:04 PM

Granted. The crayons melt into hot wax and burn all the way trough your body till they come out of your bellybutton (trying hard to keep this unperverted).

I wish for yogurt!

TheFireyPhoenix · May 03, 2007, 04:07:22 PM

Granted but you choke on it

I wish my penors didn't blow up :(

Rolland · May 03, 2007, 04:08:42 PM

Granted, but then it implodes.

I wish Land Rolled :P

gegc · May 03, 2007, 04:09:45 PM

Granted. It Rolls over you and pancakes you.

I wish that I didn't just run out of index cards for drawing stuff on...

-Koden- · May 03, 2007, 04:21:57 PM

Granted, but then you wouldn't have written the stuff on them which may have been important.

I wish my computer would arrive faster.

Rolland · May 03, 2007, 04:42:36 PM

Granted, but it flies through your front door and crashes into whatever is behind it.

I wish Burning Crusade would download faster

Mr Smash · May 03, 2007, 04:53:16 PM

Granted but when it finally downloads the file is corrupt and you have to download it all over again. You get very angry and throw you computer out the window only to land on an old person who now wants to beat you up with his walking stick wile his angry grandson who happens to be a professional wrestler pins you down and chokes you.

I wish that the next post haves something to do with me not getting killed in it.

-Koden- · May 03, 2007, 04:55:27 PM

Granted, but you go to a coma.

I wish that wishing wished better.

Rolland · May 03, 2007, 05:01:03 PM

Granted, but then you trip and get a boo boo. You cry yourself to sleep.

I wish Mr Smash would kiss Mrs Smash :D

-Koden- · May 03, 2007, 05:03:51 PM

Granted, but then Mr Smash gets Hepatitis B.

I wish for munniez

Jls900 · May 03, 2007, 05:06:00 PM

wish granted, but you spelled money wrong so you got nothing.

I wish for nothing.