Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 629600 times)

granted, but tis a mean one

i wish this fish would eat rolland

Wish granted, but years later you are in a seafood restaurant and you find a piece of rolland's finger on your plate. while you would normally enjoy such a delicacy, the finger is undercooked and you get food poisoning. you spend the night in the emergency room of the hospital, which, up the arrival of dawn, explodes. osht.

i wish this topic would just die already.

granted, but then those doctors from earlyer revive it

i wish if you didnt like this topic, that you woudl jsut leave

Wish granted, but thread dies due to lack of intelligent posting. (a win-win for me!)

i wish you wuold sepll bteter

Granted, but then I begin to lose interest in typing and spelling proper and begin to type in my normal style again.

I wish there would be more intelligent posts in this thread so Zor would stop complaining.

Granted, but then someone complains about grammar even though there isn't any bad grammar.

I wish I have Xbox 360 Elite, Halo 3 Legendary Edition, Windows Vista Home Edition, Halo 2 PC, and money

granted, but the money came from not paying the electric bill

i wish i could play drums besides bongos

Granted, but I mess up granting it because I am tired.

I wish JVS didn't die.

Granted, but then Kaphix takes over the project and adds tons of exploits and stuff that only works for him.

I wish for INFINITE POWER for use with ELECTRICAL JUNKZORZ

Wish Granted, But the Infirnite power starts to become too much for your body to handle coursing a horrific catastrophic event of your insides melting down, The ELECTRICAL JUNKZORZ also was effected by the power and it's circuits where damaged in such away that amazingly it developed a mind of it's own and became power hungry. Therefore it betrayed you and stamp on you with significant force leaving a human pancake. When you where completely stamped out it stole the power for its own and set off for a quest to eliminate all organic life.

I wish I that I had something better to do right now... (Im so bored)
« Last Edit: May 01, 2007, 11:28:15 AM by Mr Smash »

Granted, but anything better was too good for you.

I wish that I didn't have to go to the doctor's.

Granted, but you die from heart faliure.

I Wish i had a real pokemon Lol.

Granted. but i steal it


I wish i had a
« Last Edit: May 01, 2007, 11:38:27 AM by tails »

FU I had a good one for koden I put anyways

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Granted, but you have a staff infection, and your immune system is too weak from smoking pot to fight it off, and you die, when you could have taken a simple pill :D.

I wish for penors.

Granted but you get so attached you start doing stuff with them and stay in your house all day doing it.

I Wish i had my pokemon back.