Wish Granted, but...

[Deathwishez]

Granted, but your blood sugar was so low that you died from not eating it.

I wish I could control time.

[Ad Bot]

[JJA0]

Granted but you forget up and freeze yourself forever.

I wish i had a cat who didn't try to kill me every day.

[Joeboy]

Granted, but he gets so soft then when he gets attcked by another cat, he gets mauled to death.

I wish for some of these 'Pop Tarts' that you guys have over there.

[Madmitten]

Wish granted but you find out that they taste like crap

I wish someone would gift me gmod, and it downloaded really fast, and it never crashed, and all the servers were awesome, and i could play it, and i met some BL members thar

[Joeboy]

Wish granted but you find out that they taste like crap

I wish someone would gift me gmod, and it downloaded really fast, and it never crashed, and all the servers were awesome, and i could play it, and i met some BL members thar

I could actually grant those wished, you know :O

I wish I had a better BB gun.

[zackin5]

Granted, but your hard drive fails after a day due to the quick download.

Ninja'd >:(

Granted, but you shoot your eye out.


I wish Steam would connect.

[Madmitten]

Granted, but you find that you have been hacked and VAC banned while the steam faculty and staff are away at hawaii for a year vacation

I wish I could turn invisible and walk through walls whenever i wanted to

[Joeboy]

Granted, but you find that you have been hacked and VAC banned while the steam faculty and staff are away at hawaii for a year vacation

I wish I could turn invisible and walk through walls whenever i wanted to

Granted, but it comes at the cost of... ALL YOUR BAKERY PRODUCTS.

I wish for some espresso.

[Muzzles56]

Granted, but it's actually Decaf
I wish for Gmod

[Tom Gunn]

Granted, But the online does not work.

I wish for the next person to wish for somthing practical.

[Madmitten]

Granted, but I wish for something unneccesary
I wish youtube allowed research

[Joeboy]

Granted, but it's actually Decaf

Decaf espresso: The day the world ended.

Granted, but Youtube get's raped by those other websites.

I wish, I wish, for a barrel of fish, served between bread for my tea.

[thomas64]

Decaf espresso: The day the world ended.

Granted, but Youtube get's raped by those other websites.

I wish, I wish, for a barrel of fish, served between bread for my tea.

Wish granted, but its a barrel of pickles.
I wish for a death note.

[Shark]

Wish granted, but its a barrel of pickles.
I wish for a death note.

Granted but you get a life note instead.

I wish i had 20 dollars.

[Kobewarrior]

Granted but they think they said you wanted -20$ so you are missing money from your bank account.

I wish for MEEEOOOWWWW!