Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 524580 times)

goobler402 · December 15, 2009, 08:39:02 PM

granted, but you get nothing

i wish i wished for freshly fished fish by sally selling seashells by the seashore on a sunny day enjoying the sand

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JJA0 · December 15, 2009, 08:42:39 PM

Granted but you are killed by the alliterations you just dumped everywhere.

I wish for the power to shapeshift.

ieatbabies1997 · December 15, 2009, 09:10:06 PM

But you shapeshift into a condom, which is then used.

I wish my NAT was open.

Inspiration · December 15, 2009, 10:50:58 PM

Granted, but then it glitches and becomes unusable for the next five years.

I wish I had no homework.

WhatevaGuy · December 15, 2009, 10:53:41 PM

Granted, but I forget your mother.
That, and you don't understand the material, causing you to fail.

I wish the nuclear bomb was never invented.

Kaptain · December 15, 2009, 11:06:43 PM

Granted, but then America lost WWII, the national socialists succeeded in creating zombies and developing that big-ass tank they were planning, and created a recipe for danishes that were better than Danish danishes, therefore ending the world. Smooth.

I wish that my di-
No, wait, that's not appropriate. I wish that was appropriate

Kobewarrior · December 16, 2009, 12:30:44 AM

Granted but its still inappropriate.

I wish that there was no such thing as Inappropriate.

I Seth I · December 16, 2009, 12:39:48 AM

Quote from: Kobewarrior on December 16, 2009, 12:30:44 AM

Granted but its still inappropriate.

I wish that there was no such thing as Inappropriate.

Wish granted, but you made everyone in the world hate you. Not to mention the fact that you made everyone perverted AND merged the world into chaos. and when 2 minutes into this wish, you have already been raped.

I wish FOR SUPA POWERZ

MtnDew · December 16, 2009, 12:40:31 AM

Wish Granted, but, you fly into a building and rupture your skull.

I wish that this threa-

betababy · December 16, 2009, 01:13:41 AM

Granted, but the thread comes back to life.

I wish for A.R.C. to not hate me.

Deathwishez · December 16, 2009, 01:23:23 AM

Granted, but now everyone hates you.

I wish I never got tired.

JJA0 · December 16, 2009, 07:18:43 PM

Granted and you get an extra bunch of hours of sleep that you use to master everything and get bored and kill yourself because your bored.

I wish i could have a lucid dream tonight.

Klax · December 16, 2009, 10:48:48 PM

Wish ganted and nothing that you can notice is diff or happens when you wake up.

I wish you would return the favor and i had a dream i could remember

ShadowZero · December 16, 2009, 11:26:26 PM

Granted but you wet your bed after remembering.

I wish I could copy people and shapeshift into them

Deathwishez · December 18, 2009, 03:26:56 AM

Oh, here's there thread. :D

Granted, but you shape shift into a person that dies as soon as you shift.

I wish I could know anything I ever wanted to know without ever forgetting.