Wish Granted, but...

[MrBob00]

I meant it litteraly

Granted, but you lose your money at the check out stand.


I wish I could use black magic

Granted, but then A.R.C. comes and makes some tribal black joke.

I wish my Orange Box game disc worked again.

[Ad Bot]

[WhatevaGuy]

Granted, but the whole thing is in Russian.

I wish I were older.

[PJ Boy]

Granted, but I made you 5262 years old.

I wish for a black hole.

[MrBob00]

Granted, but the whole thing is in Russian.

I wish I were older.

Granted, but you get so old, you have to go to a nursing home. But it's one of those nursing homes where they treat you like stuff, and you die.

I wish people on these forums were nicer. =(

[MrBob00]

Granted, but I made you 5262 years old.

I wish for a black hole.

[PJ Boy]

Granted, but that's not a wish.

I wish for a singularity.

[MrBob00]

Granted, but I made you 5262 years old.

I wish for a black hole.

Granted, but then you get sucked into it.

Granted, but that's not a wish.

I wish for a singularity.

Granted, but then you get sucked into it.

I wish that I would stop cracking my fingers and back.

[PJ Boy]

Granted, but the habit starts up again anyway.

I wish the granter of this wish was divided by zero.

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Granted, but there can only be one.

[CopBlock]

I meant it litteraly

So did I, it was really on the first page

I wish for a cow

[Deathwishez]

Wish Granted, but it gets mad cow disease.

I wish I could script.

[ArmyUnit]

Wish granted, but then you realize everything has already been scripted. D:

I wish Portal Guns were real.  :3

[Big Brother]

wish granted, but then glados comes to life </3

i wish i had a flawless pony

[Jellypuddle]

Wish granted, but its too small D:


I wish i had three MAGICAL wishes :D

[Madmitten]

granted but on your 3rd wish you wish to be dead

I wish i had a faster internet speed
and i dont do anything illegal with it and it wont break/become obselete