Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 524460 times)

wish granted

i wish i could think of a 'but' to that reply

Wish granted but that's all you ever think about ever again.

I wish for a crocodile with no teeth.

wish granted but it has teeth and its not a crocodile its a snail.

I wish I had a power to stop people from making my wishes change.

wish granted but it has teeth and its not a crocodile its a snail.

I wish I had a power to stop people from making my wishes change.
ur doin it wrong

Wish granted, but now you can't wish.

I wish I had a radioactive buger that could eat people, and grow, and if it eats me, the universe implodes.

Wish Granted, but it doesn't eat random people and it doesn't grow, it only eats your friends and family.

I wish for a cookie that won't kill me, won't kill anyone, won't do anything bad if i eat it.

Wish granted, but the cookie dissappears.

I wish for a $1,000,000 in pennies.

granted but it is too heavy to transport anywhere to buy stuff.


I wish i had the best computer ever
and it did not break or overheat or get hacked/get a virus.
and no one could break it

Wish granted but its the best computer from 1960 so it can't even run the internet.
I WISH I WISH I HAD A FISH.

Wish granted but its the best computer from 1960 so it can't even run the internet.
I WISH I WISH I HAD A FISH.
ur doin it wrong
they didnt have computers in 1960

ur doin it wrong
they didnt have computers in 1960
/headdesk

ur doin it wrong
they didnt have computers in 1960
no UR doin it wrong
the did have computers in 1960
---Proofline---

no UR doin it wrong
the did have computers in 1960
-proofsnip-
Fat guy in a giant dishwasher.
Cool.

^Isn't it though? Btw, thats your dad at my house last night.

Btw, thats your dad at my house last night.
You're gay or bi?