Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 620230 times)

Granted but no wish...again.

I wish for death.

Granted but you wake up in hospital with AIDS.

Granted, but you have no wish so you missed out.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but its one of those plastic Barbie ponies.

I wish my mom were here to see this

Granted, but a hitman read that she would be there and kills her.  Are you proud?

I wish for a real pony.

not granted!

i wish that i was allowed to do that :(

Granted, but then I kill you.

I wish for a real pony! >:(

granted, but i live again

i wish that his pony had some food

granted, but it gets more than you hoped for.

I wish I had 2 real ponies.

granted, but they get more food

i wish i had a pony too

Granted, but then your pony runs off, breaking your heart and you hang yourself.

I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my hair.

granted, but they get more food

i wish i had a pony too

Granted, but my ponies team up on it a kill it in a dark alley way.

I wish my ponies had shanks to commit more crime with.

granted, but i come to life and gain a pony which joins them

i wish that they had some tommy guns

Granted, but they get bazookas instead.

I wish my ponies had weapons of mass destruction.

granted, but its more ammo

i wish they had some horses to murder