Wish Granted, but...

[Liquid]

Wish granted but the sudden break from addiction sends you into a coma. You're forever stuck in your bed.

I wish that it wasn't so cold in the room I'm in. :(

Wish granted, but you burn to death.

I wish for a powercut.

[Ad Bot]

[Andretti]

Granted, but it doesn't happen.

I wish a had a piece of lined paper. :P

[Mangaspawn09]

Granted, but it doesn't happen.

I wish a had a piece of lined paper. :P

Wish granted, but it's lined with mud streaks. Specify foo :P

I wish I had a box of kittehs.

[Spartan923]

Granted but they claw your eyes out.

I wish for a computer that would never crash/combust/anything bad and its not a mac!

[Mangaspawn09]

Granted but they claw your eyes out :3

Next poster ignroe my post.

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Wish granted, but I send a more powerful virus that bluescreen's your CPU, says "Welcome to my world!" and loops "I like raep" until it gets a stroke.

I wish for page 460.

[Amade]

Granted, but a post is deleted and your post moves back to page 459.

I wish I had time to think of a better wish.

[Moybus]

wish granted, but you're in a stuffty game thread so it really doesn't matter

I wish.

[Mangaspawn09]

wish granted, but you're in a stuffty game thread so it really doesn't matter

I wish *I had boobs*

wish granted, you're now an ugly transmission hooker.

I wish for a hotter hooker.

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Wish granted, but someone took the hottest hooker.

I wish to jizz on the cake.

[sir dooble]

Granted, but you get first slice.

I wish for the ability to attract pennies that are on the floor to my hand, so I don't have to lean down to pick them up.

[CopBlock]

granted, but now you have to bend over to pick them up

i wish that jirue would let me back under his bed..

[TalesOfBlockland56]

Granted, but Tales just bought the bed for rent.



I wish for two walnuts and a hot dog.

[Mangaspawn09]

wish granted, but you know have 2 walnuts and a hot dog for junk.

I wish for a milkshakeee

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Granted, but your milkshake explodes

I wish that the cookiemonster died of Swine flu.