Wish Granted, but...

[Amade]

Granted, but you suck with every class.

I wish my legs didn't hurt.

[Ad Bot]

[Choneis]

Wish granted, now you don't have legs.

I wish for the person below me not to wish for anything.

[Sabbin]

Granted, but they were gone instead of healed.

I wish I was really -7990 and alive.

EDIT: Darn it, Choneis!

[Skip]

Granted, but you create a time paradox.

I wish I didn't suck at building.

[Sabbin]

Granted, but you suck at eventing. (If you're talking about BL, that is)

I wish for a pony.

[Amade]

Granted but it's dead.

I wish I had my legs back :C

[Sabbin]

Granted but now you're handicapped and cannot walk.

I wish for another pony.

[Sprint]

Granted, but the pony is emo.

I wish I could meet an alien :D!

[Camera]

You do, but he vaporizes you.

I wish for a rock.

[Sprint]

Wish granted, but the rock fell on your foot. Ow.

I wish that Jessica Simpson would be bald.

[Camera]

Wish granted, unfortunately you became bald as well.

[Sprint]

No wish but...still no wish.

I wish for nothing and I don't want something.

[superslayer]

granted but you get killed because you didn't want a gun

i wish for a wish but not a bad wish a good wish...with 10 fish

[Sabbin]

Granted but you get a pony.

I wish for a pet zombie.

[goobler402]

granted but you get killed because you didn't want a gun

i wish for a wish but not a bad wish a good wish...with 10 fish

Granted, but one of the fish was a whale, he swallowed you and you lived the rest of your miserable live eating rotted krill and surfing the internet.

Granted but you get a pony.

I wish for a pet zombie.

Granted, but one day he brakes the leash and eats you tearing you limb from limb in a most painful way.Your wishes suck!

I wish for a wish that wished for all the noobs to get out of blockland and that i wouldn't go with them because i'm not a noob but people call me that and it is most annoying and i'm not a noob so i do go with them but stay here at the same time.