Wish Granted, but...

[Forn2]

Granted, but you get herpes.

I wish I had blue on.

granted, but it turns out to be red.

I wish for spicy waffles

[Ad Bot]

[Manga]

Wish granted, but the waffles were a bit to spicy and they were as hard as stone.

I wish i had Gmod and TF2.

[Forn2]

granted, but then your games get switched to my lil pony and cooking mama

[Forn2]

i wish for soup

[Flubbman]

Granted, but it's bomb soup and you explode. Lol.
I wish my computer was faster and better so it wouldn't take 15 minutes to start the game and another 15 minutes to spawn in a server, and that the characters could make face expressions. On my quite bad computer, the characters can't make faces, so Heavy eats the Sandvich without opening his mouth.

[Deathwishez]

Is that real?!

Sadly, yes.


Granted, but your computer is so fast, it runs away from you.

I wish my laptop never died.

[Forn2]

granted, but then it dies and the universe(except earth and the sun) implodes and make a fire work show in the sky.

[Forn2]

I wish i was gir in rl

[Blockoman]

Wish granted, but then you distort to your old self and you become a hermaphrodite.

I wish I could become invisible.

[Forn2]

granted, but only your skin and clothes becomes invisible.

I wish for ice cream

[vlad54]

 wish i had a goat mount.

[Forn2]

Granted, but your banned for not following the thread rules.

I wish for a working keybord

[Dnitro]

Granted, but when you smash your face on it, from a dare, it don't work no more.

I wish for a Wish that wisshes that I never wished at all, and then a nuke

[Pi]

Wish granted, but it isn't

I wish for a...

[Lugnut]

Your wish was not understood. We decided to make you gay instead.
I wish I had something fun to do.