Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 629017 times)

Granted, but your future self comes and stops you from using it.

I wish I was rich

Granted but you go to December 21, 2012.

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granted but u spend it all on HOOKERS!!!

i wish badspot was mah friend

Granted, but your future self comes and stops you from using it.

BUT THEN I WOULD BE USING IT IN THE FUTURE WOULDN'T I SO PHBBBBBLT

Wish granted but you spend it on stuff you don't need which then burns to the ground Rgrhrhggrhgrrgh

I wish I was immortal :c

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WISH GRANTED but you find out he's very boring in person and you tell him this and make him angry and ibha bansy ouf romaheverything.

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And then I come back in time and assure everyone that the world is not ending in 2012. Hurr

You : I wish the world ended in 2012
Wish granted but it ends in 2011.

I wish I could eat Skips.

dfdsfdsfasfds.
That would sfdafdadfdfs

I said I wish I was immortal
III

Granted but you turn into superman, get touched by kryptonite, shrink, lose powers and immortality, and then get crushed by an ant

i wish for a wish for a wish

granted but you get smashed instead
i wish for cookiez

I wish []----[] didn't kick me for saying that i was DOMO!!! on owen's server when he was building that city then got rid of it then put pokemon mystery dungeon

/Ignore

Granted but you got muted by Bushido.

I wish I was Bushido.  :cookieMonster:

Granted, but I kick your ass for being an imposter again.

I wish I was Superman
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Hmph.

Granted but then the name Khain appears on all his add-ons instead.

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Wish impossible to grant without a time machine.


I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but it can only go to 8675309 BC.

I wish I was Batman

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Granted, but your future self comes and stops you from using it.

I wish I was rich

Granted, but you're rich with dogstuff.

I wish no one could post while I was posting.

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FUUU

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granted but u spend it all on HOOKERS!!!

i wish badspot was mah friend

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish no one would post while I am posting.

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FUUUUUUUUU

BUT THEN I WOULD BE USING IT IN THE FUTURE WOULDN'T I SO PHBBBBBLT

Wish granted but you spend it on stuff you don't need which then burns to the ground Rgrhrhggrhgrrgh

I wish I was immortal :c

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WISH GRANTED but you find out he's very boring in person and you tell him this and make him angry and ibha bansy ouf romaheverything.

No wish.

I wish I no would could post.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And then I come back in time and assure everyone that the world is not ending in 2012. Hurr

No wish.

I wish I could post.

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RAAAAAGE

You : I wish the world ended in 2012
Wish granted but it ends in 2011.

I wish I could eat Skips.

Granted, but Skip eats you.

I wish I could freakin post.

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

That would sfdafdadfdfs

I said I wish I was immortal
III

Granted, but you have no friends, no money, and you're uber fugly.

I wish I could loving post.

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loving RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AGE

Granted but you turn into superman, get touched by kryptonite, shrink, lose powers and immortality, and then get crushed by an ant

i wish for a wish for a wish

Granted, but your wish is a one way ticket to hell.

I WISH I COULD POST!!!

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OREJPOHDJB:WALRJHL:EGJ:JAEKJH:JA:DKLJBK:ADHE:JE:KLQJGBK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAGE

granted but you get smashed instead
i wish for cookiez

GRANTED BUT I KILL YOU

I WISH I COULD POAST!!!


Is that real?!

Make a wish.
I wish for a horse. I looove horses.
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Granted, but it doesn't love you back

I wish my quantum foam string theory parallel universe transport machine wasn't busted

Wish granted, but you grow a giant wart, the size of your fist, on the tip of your nose.

I wish that I get backstage passes at the concert I will be attending!

wish granted but you get raped in the ass

i wish for a kit-kat

Granted but it melts and you run away crying.

I wish for tic-tac