Wish granted But god slaps you knocks you unconcious steals your powers then awakes you and throws you off a cliffI wish i was a dragon
Wish granted, but it eats you.I wish for ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!or a popsicle :D
Granted, but a robber steals them and blow you up.I wish this.
Wish granted, but the magical genie controlling this thread thinks that better = smaller, so you get a calculator.I wish that I could go "duh duh duh daaaaah!!!" and levitate things above my head.