Wish Granted, but...

[Jak595]

granted but the dollars burn.
i wish for 

[Ad Bot]

[Dnitro]

Granted, but it thinks you're a cookie and eats you.

I wish I had a 12 foot wingspan

[Ginty]

Granted but your wings get caught in a jet engine and explode

I wish for my favorite things

[Forn2]

granted, but you can only have one and that one that you get explodes into tiny peices and then they all come together and make a giant worm and crush you

I wish for a giant monkey

[Dnitro]

Granted, but it rips of your face

I wish...... I was at Cedar Point

[Forn2]

Granted, but then you get shot

[Jak595]

granted but you get a 
i wish for some c00k1ez

[Gojira]

Wish granted, but I ate them.

I wish that I was the king of 7UP.

[Priad]

Granted but it tastes like piss


I wish that my wish wouldnt backfire and that i get another wish. I wish I had Steam Mac Beta!

[Ginty]

The genie explodes in your face from these impossible demands.

I wish for pie

[Jak595]

The genie explodes in your face from these impossible demands.

I wish for pie

granted but i eated it.
i wish for 1-up mushrooms and ultra shrooms

[Pengie]

Wish granted but I steal them.

I wish to know where the nearest well is.

[No dinner for king]

granted but you throw a coin in and wish for god to do ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ at you and your life is forgeted up forever.

i wish for The Valve Complete pack

[e-maxx]

wish granted but i haxx you steam account and get you banned before you can play them all
i wish for a....GIR

[No dinner for king]

granted but all it can do is ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

i wish for 3D TV