Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 621731 times)

Wish granted. Your teacher seemed to agree with your wills, because your teacher has always been obsessed with space. Your teacher then leaves on an negative-gravity spaceship powered by electricity to the moon... but at the same time Captain Price (From Modern Warfare 2) somehow got inside a Russian Nuclear Submarine, and launches a NUKE flying into the air, and it detonates in space. The International Space Station is destroyed, and countless Astronaut and Cosmonaut (Russian Astronauts) lives are taken. The nuke also unleashes an EMP pulse, disabling all electronics, including the negative-gravity spaceship your teacher is in. You teacher falls down to the Earth, right in front of you, killing your best friend. Your teacher emerges, unscratched and healthy, unknowing that the fall crushed your best friend. Your teacher then orders all of the class to report back to the (destroyed) classroom. The CIA and FBI are working to find who caused this disaster. They look on "Blockland Forums" and search the whole forums until they reach a thread called "Wish Granted, but..." and find a guy named Man 2. The CIA and FBI soon finds out that Man 2 caused disaster, and hunted Man 2 down. They found where he lived, arrested him, and sentenced him to life in prison. As soon as Man 2 gets in his prison cell, he gets buttsecksed.

I wish I could be in the cast of Whale Wars, so I can create an international crCIA and ignite a war between USA and Japan by faking that I was shot multiple times.

Captain Price (From Modern Warfare 2) somehow got inside a Russian Nuclear Submarine, and launches a NUKE flying into the air, and it detonates in space. The International Space Station is destroyed, and countless Astronaut and Cosmonaut (Russian Astronauts) lives are taken.
Can't detonate a nuke in space. Need a medium for the shockwave to travel through and oxygen for the explosion.

On topic: Wish granted, but it escalates into a nuclear war and the Earth is destroyed. Way to go.
I wish Science Channel would air a three-day marathon of Mythbusters. 1080P, BABY!

Teh wish is granted but then you die of hunger because you didn't stop watching because the show is too awsome.

Now I wish that Global Warming stops so mah :iceCream:'s wont melt in teh freezer.

Granted but all vehicles that burn gasoline are banned from all the countries on the planet to keep global warming from ever coming back. The Earth's population is forced to either ride a bike or drive a smart car. The rate of car accidents in the world triples. Way to go.
I wish I could FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yy

Wish granted

But you realise that... YOU DON'T HAVE A FLYING LISENCE and the police will ban you from the universe

I wish that we had enough knowlege to make time machines

Wish granted but someone breaks the time stream...

I wish my wish would be granted...

Granted but you don't even have a wish XD

Me wishez for everyone in mah class don't hate Blockland.

Granted, but they blow up because Blockland is so fun...
I wish I was in Metallica or Mythbusters...

Wish granted but as you were chosen for Mythbusters, You were a replacement buster and they do a myth where when someone fell from teh top floor of teh Burj Khalifa (it is teh 206th floor >:D)You did it, and with teh velocity of teh fall made you fall to hell. LOLZ!!!!

Me wishez that me could have Supah Powerz so I can fight crime!

Wish granted, but that monster dude that killed Superman kicks your ass.

I wish for a wish that wishes for its own wish

Wish granted but your wish was nothing since your wish is too complicated! hurr durr.

Me wants to beh un killable!

Wish granted, but you get killed by
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I wish for

Wish granted, but         and then            and then it's like             and then you        .

I wish for a can of BONK!! Atomic Punch.

Wish Granted, but the BLU Scout steals it.

I wish HL2 Ep. 3 would come out.